It's true, I was struck by the sicko santa, the elf of ailment, the frost queen of frailty... so here is how I'm dealing with it, and my two most favorite places to be right now (In sketch form, courtesy of Rich).
Picture 1: My love and affinity for nyquil, for the solid cough-free sleeps it has given me, and the copious open-mouth snoring I have blessed Rich's ears with.
Picture 2: The extra hot "just-steam-the-snot-out-straight-outta-me" extra long shower timewarps that magically make me feel human for the 15 minutes tha follow. (Explicit image below ;) )
Happy Blogmas everyone!