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Blogmas Day 15 - The Elf Assembly


Let me start this by announcing that I do know that it is actually day 16 of blogmas. I didn't do a post yesterday as promised. But you see, this wasn't intentional. I was going to post, but there was an annual elf assembly that I was preparing for.

Here is the order of operations from last night:

2:00PM-4:00PM: Become a clean elf, and then blow out hair for the most elfish style fashion, obviously showing off elf features like ears and highlighting my natural elf nose and wait for the man elf to arrive.

4:00-5:00: Watch the Legendary Victor Borge while assembling Christmas colored caprese skewers (with prosciutto)

5:00-6:00: Dress, wrap white elephant gifts, and run to the store on the way out to exchange one of the white elephant gifts for one that actually functioned. Thanks Bed Bath and Beyond.

6:00-7:00: Drive & arrive at the most spectacularly lit house in the United States.

7:00PM - 12:30AM: Enjoy festive libations, snackeroonis (my caprese sticks dissapeared within 5 minutes) games and friendly competitions galore,

12:45AM: - Head home with loot of a mini Christmas tree, two dollar winning lottery ticket, Pac Man, Paperdolls, a DVD of the best internet videos or all time, some really good memories and sore cheeks from laughing.